There was a girl from Spain,
Who looked ugly and plain,
When asked why,
She let out a cry,
"My beauty got washed off in the rain!"
There was an Old Man from Close,
Who had a very long nose,
When asked, "did you lie?"
He exclaimed with a deep sigh,
"It's a result of drug overdose!"
There was a pretty Princess of Dandy,
Who lived a castle of candy,
Along with her lover,
She ran away and took cover,
And none again saw the pretty Princess of Candy.