No-sense nonsense

There was a girl from Spain,

Who looked ugly and plain,

When asked why,

She let out a cry,

"My beauty got washed off in the rain!"

There was an Old Man from Close,

Who had a very long nose,

When asked, "did you lie?"

He exclaimed with a deep sigh,

"It's a result of drug overdose!"

There was a pretty Princess of Dandy,

Who lived a castle of candy,

Along with her lover,

 She ran away and took cover,

And none again saw the pretty Princess of Candy.